Wait, wait

Is that cardboard

Really thick sturdy cardboard

Wait, wait

 

Is that cardboard

 

Really thick sturdy cardboard

Considering everything that's been reported about the condition of the hotels in the Olympic village? Probably.

Like, I'm not expressing disbelief at him busting through an actual wood door, that's something plenty able to be done. It's just that if you look at it, it looks suspiciously like hex-grid cardboard.

Sochi: where doors are made of cardboard, bees are still in honey, doorknobs don't work, bathrooms are two-for-one, lightbulbs are few and far between, shower curtains are black market items, hotels don't have floors, water looks like apple cider, manholes don't have covers, fake snow is toxic, menus are hilariously mistranslated, modems dangle from holes in walls, hackers steal the information of literally everyone who connects, showers have live wires, light fixtures fall from the ceiling, grass is painted green, and only four out of five Olympic rings function as intended.

That's not even going into the murder of thousands of innocent stray dogs or the oppression of the LGBT community.

Sochi's a mess.

grass is painted green

This is the one that worries me the most for some reason. ._.

~Unit#phntk#1

Spoilers: most cheap, thin, "wooden" doors are made like that.

Sochi: where doors are made of cardboard, bees are still in honey, doorknobs don't work, bathrooms are two-for-one, lightbulbs are few and far between, shower curtains are black market items, hotels don't have floors, water looks like apple cider, manholes don't have covers, fake snow is toxic, menus are hilariously mistranslated, modems dangle from holes in walls, hackers steal the information of literally everyone who connects, showers have live wires, light fixtures fall from the ceiling, grass is painted green, and only four out of five Olympic rings function as intended.

 

That's not even going into the murder of thousands of innocent stray dogs or the oppression of the LGBT community.

 

Sochi's a mess.

It's not a mess, it's an adventure!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU DO NOT HAVE PROBLEMS. PROBLEMS HAVE YOU!