there is a time and a place for clowns and it is called "CIRCUS". not the computer

 

there is a time and a place for clowns and it is called "CIRCUS". not the computer

did i jsut soil myself? no . these are mood jeans that change color when i am sick of putting up with jokers such as your self

 

THE COP GROWLS "TAKE OFF TH OSE JEANS, CITIZEN." I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH DENIM TATTOOS ON BOTH LEGS. THE COP SCREAMS; DEFEATED

 

 

there is a time and a place for clowns and it is called "CIRCUS". not the computer

did i jsut soil myself? no . these are mood jeans that change color when i am sick of putting up with jokers such as your self

 

THE COP GROWLS "TAKE OFF TH OSE JEANS, CITIZEN." I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH DENIM TATTOOS ON BOTH LEGS. THE COP SCREAMS; DEFEATED

 

who the heck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off

 

 

 

there is a time and a place for clowns and it is called "CIRCUS". not the computer

did i jsut soil myself? no . these are mood jeans that change color when i am sick of putting up with jokers such as your self

 

THE COP GROWLS "TAKE OFF TH OSE JEANS, CITIZEN." I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH DENIM TATTOOS ON BOTH LEGS. THE COP SCREAMS; DEFEATED

 

who the heck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off

 

BOSS TELLS ME I CAN KISS MY FERRETS AT WORK, BUT NO OPEN MOUTH. I PUNCH THE FLOOR SO HARD HIS SCREEN SAVER DEACTIVATES

 

 

 

 

there is a time and a place for clowns and it is called "CIRCUS". not the computer

did i jsut soil myself? no . these are mood jeans that change color when i am sick of putting up with jokers such as your self

 

THE COP GROWLS "TAKE OFF TH OSE JEANS, CITIZEN." I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH DENIM TATTOOS ON BOTH LEGS. THE COP SCREAMS; DEFEATED

 

who the heck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off

 

BOSS TELLS ME I CAN KISS MY FERRETS AT WORK, BUT NO OPEN MOUTH. I PUNCH THE FLOOR SO HARD HIS SCREEN SAVER DEACTIVATES

 

AS THE GUILLOTINE SLIDES TOWARD MY NECK, I PRODUCE A TINY BARBELL I'VE BEEN HIDING IN MY MOUTH AND LIFT IT WITH MY TONGUE. ONE LAST REP

i will say this. when i finally ascend to the final plane of consciousness .nerds will get extremely yelled at

i will say this. when i finally ascend to the final plane of consciousness .nerds will get extremely yelled at

im pretty much the Harlem Globe Trotter's of getting myself forcibly removed from laundromats

the blue thumbtacks on this map indicate concentrations of high luna energy, the red ones are all the panera breads ive been banned from

i am notr, nor have ever been, a nerd, and i have used some very powerful swear words on this website that would blow most nerds socks off

the xrays indicate you have a laughing skull in your stomach,. youre deathpreg. diont you dare give birth to that bonehead in my office

The reason the "Cars" movies have gained so much popularity is becuase the cars speak to one another. You don't get that with real life cars

its the weekend baby. youknow what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and call 911

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don't make me #thursdayniterant about your joke of a blog

don't make me #thursdayniterant about your joke of a blog

let me explain it to you nerds one more time; this aaccount is Above Humor. You will not find jokes on it.

what happens when kirby swallows the qur'an and is granted its considerable power. my 81 chapter fanfic explores this issue -- and more

if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war

i don't need "rest in peace" when i have a huge tv showing me doing parkour in the afterlife. makes all the other graves look lame

i don't need "rest in peace" when i have a huge tv showing me doing parkour in the afterlife. makes all the other graves look lame

turn on c-span, therse a man with an anonymous mask doing parkour on the senate floor and im rubbing my face on the tv to absorb his energy