You know, what's really funny is that talk show hosts actually believe they count as people. Haha! Fools! That's as crazy as saying John F. Kennedy's cloned secret twin isn't the leader of the Illuminati! No, really, Dr. Phil, a person?! PFFFT!

Oh, nuts, that was an incredibly tasteless joke. I may have invoked the wrath of thousands of fans of Oprah, Larry King, and a few others, too.

QUICK! SOMEBODY INSULT THE FRENCH!

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In other news, I was home sick today. I woke up and spent a lot of time in the bathroom, and I didn't feel well at all, so I stayed home from school. Nur. I came down around 11:30 AM and did some homework, and stuff. Got it done pretty fast.