During the final hour of the 15th, and extending into the first hour of the 16th - of December 2014, to be precise - the dastardly villain known as KITTENS FOR FISTS was led to their probable doom. A few days before, it was believed they had committed a terrible and horrible crime: they had neutralised the Pulsating Cheddar. The cheddar in question did indeed pulsate, which had served as a warning mechanism to those who would attempt to eat it - it was a sentient being, like most cheeses, after all. That was what made the crime in question especially heinous. The Pulsating Cheddar had been covered in mold, an act that was to severely weaken the Pulsating Cheddar. With the Pulsating Cheddar weakened and effectively neutralised, chaos had broken out amongst the patrons of the Games & Trivia forum. They knew nothing but bloodshed, and so, when one of their own had been attacked, they naturally demanded the shedding of blood. In true Mafia tradition, they lined up the twelve suspects of the crime, and voted for them with absolutely no reason and evidence to back it up - everyone was guilty to them you see, so it was more of a matter who was the most guilty of the crime - with the one who received the most votes to be lynched. The suspects were as follows:

1. Curo Caws; the welsh cheese (VOTES: 1)
   
2. Pulse; the predecessor (VOTES: 1)
   
3. Explosion Edibles; the alliterated
   
4. Stone Laser; the one with a laser (VOTES: 1)
   
5. Plues/Lupes/Seulp; the mixed and corrupted reflections of Pulse (VOTES: 1)
   
6. Pulsating Non-Edible; the corruption of the cheddar
   
7. Cringing Pulse; the potential future Pulse
   
8. Pulsation of Doom; the doom-bringing pulsation from an earthquake
   
9. Pulsating Blue Cheese/Swiss/Gouda; the extended familial relations on bad terms with Pulsating Cheddar (cheeses don't get along)
   
10. I'm an Ostrich; the flightless bird masquerading as a cheese (VOTES: 4)
    
11. EYE BEAM LASERS; the one with EYE BEAM LASERS
    
12. KITTENS FOR FISTS; the villain with adorable kittens for fists (VOTES: 5)
    

The result was that KITTENS FOR FISTS was to be lynched. But that was never going to happen. As soon as they were led into the gallows, the audience was distracted. They forgot about the lynching! They were too distracted with the ADORABLE KITTENS that there FISTS of KITTENS FOR FISTS. For the first time in recorded history, those who visited the G&T lined up in an orderly manner, waiting to pet the CUTE KITTENS in turn. This was to provide an opportunity for KITTENS FOR FISTS. Pulsating Cheddar had expired, opening up a position and an opportunity. An opportunity KITTENS FOR FISTS wouldn't want to miss. When the petting was over, KITTENS FOR FISTS dashed towards the building labelled 'USER CONTROL PANEL', the residence of Pulsating Cheddar in better times, taking the lift to the 'CHANGE DISPLAY NAME' floor, because for some reason nobody uses simple numbers for floors and instead uses names, which gets a bit annoying at times. So KITTENS FOR FISTS examined the floor, which said "You have made 0 of 1 display name changes since Oct 31 2014. You are permitted to make 1 changes in a 45 day period." for some reason. KITTENS FOR FISTS then leapt into the 0, which then immediately changed into a 1, and... II have kjuteens fpor sdgists ssdudfenlty. Excuse me while I get used to having KITTENS FOR FISTS. Anyway... KITTENS FOR FISTS had escaped their lynching forever. Because nobody on the list was guilty at all, as it turned out. Nobody was sure why - was it an oversight of the host? Such a result made the G&Ters angry, and in the end they lynched everyone else on the list to take out their frustration and bloodshed. They do have to take out their bloodshed on something, else they become violent.

Now excuse me while I go and examine my fists. THEY'RE KITTENS.