Question: So, why so stubborn this week, fishers?

Me: I don't know.

Question: That's not an acceptable answer. Why are you stubborn?

Me: Because people are attacking things that I care about.

Question: Isn't that kinda old news?

Me: Uh, no.

Question: Is an RPG really something to be stubborn about?

Me: Yes.

*excited animated whispering from the audience*

Question: Is *insert illegal debate topic here* something to be stubborn about?

Me: Heck yes.

Question: So is that why you're stubborn, fishers?

Me: Half the battle of life is knowing what to be stubborn about. You need to be stubborn about the right things. Being stubborn about the wrong things will lead to a miserable life.

Question: Do you think you've got it right?

Me: Of course I think I've got it right. I'm being stubborn, remember?