Huh, the more you know.

also, time travel inverts your orientation, so hermione was super mega gay for exactly two hours a day while she used her time-turner in prisoner of azkaban. she will become a late in life lesbian at exactly 53 years old, no sooner 

[citation needed] 

Also I think I'm missing the joke.

im blown away by the fact that you singled that out with a "citation needed" comment and not the fact that i said cho chang is an anagram for weasley time prison

anyway, its all in the books and quite obvious to anyone who doesnt choose to shroud themselves in veils of tangible ignorance

blown away by the fact that you singled that out with a "citation needed" comment and not the fact that i said cho chang is an anagram for weasley time prison

 

anyway, its all in the books and quite obvious to anyone who doesnt choose to shroud themselves in veils of tangible ignorance

Again, [citation needed].

I've read every book and no where do they imply this at all. Also I figured the anagram part was some sort of bad joke. It was just too stupid not to be one IMO.

maybe you are simply, tragically, not gifted with the ability to See beyond the mundane then. what a pity.