I had one of those squiggly lights you plugged into the side, and I want to say that helped?  Eventually the neck and bulb both gave out, though, so not sure if you could find a working one today.

In the future everything will be chrome holograms.

"I can't lieve I ev played a game in technicolor." Is what we will all say, but the term technicolor shall be replaced by the word "Biv" which is the last syllable of ROY G BIV as all words shall be one syllable in the future.

I actually really dig the idea of calling it Biv and I think I'm going to do that now.

all words shall be one syllable in the future.

Just one?  No can do.  Why would you think that?  How could that be?  I don't think it can be done.  Why do you say such things?

-sees both responses-

What have I done???

And thus the future is cemented. THE PATH CANNOT BE DIVERTED!