How... interesting.

*Goes off to pet a Llama in space*

BOOM!

Now it did...

So, your death had practically nothing to do with the piece of metal in your chest, but more involved your attempting to devour the broken device? You seemed hesitant to specify the details there.

Although, I must admit, you had me believing you right up until the part about food poisoning. Probably because most people don't eat scanners, and when they do, Tahu is more likely to run in with a fire extinguisher than to take over the person's web blog.

Your poor scanner...

Turakii