It Would've Been Enjoyable
I bet you face this more than I do, as the people in question are Caucasian. No, no racism. More of kids in general, but I'll explain later.
Went to watch PotC, and we got a row that was right in front of a row of little boys.
These were Caucasian boys, and before the show they were talking - at unnaturally high-pitched voices.
Don't get me wrong. All little boys squeak, sure, but as far as I've observed, those five behind me were the squeakiest I heard.
And they kept squeaking - right into the movie.
It was horrid. I was trying my best to focus on the movie and not get annoyed, but you know how little boys go - like a motor car, puttling on, and on, and on...
'I saw the second movie!' 'I saw the first and second movie!' 'Me too!' 'Me three!' 'I didn't watch any of them.' 'I hate Barbossa!' 'Me too!' 'Me three!' 'Captain Jack Sparrow!' 'Captain Jack Sparrow!' 'Captain Jack Sparrow!' 'Bad guy!' 'BAD GUY!' 'I like Jack Sparrow!' 'Me too!' 'Me three!' 'Me four!' 'CRABS!'
Kissing scenes are the cues for the chorus - 'EWWWW!'
Imagine this going on right behind you. If you knew your acoustics well, the violins were not featured at every minute of the movie, and the boys' voices were at that frequency - all the way.
If I were to make a proper review about the movie, it'd be with a DVD, in the comfort of home, and no squeaky children! Seriously, I wish some places had a children-ban.
No offence to those under twelve reading this. Please tell me you don't act like those uncontrolled things.
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