I'm supposed to be writing a paper, but instead I'm procrastinating and making a collection of all of the Random Question of the Days that have been asked so far.

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids?

Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? If they were solved, they wouldn't be mysteries, would they?

If someone crashes his or her car on purpose, why is it still a car accident?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Can you slam a revolving door?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there?...I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?

If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans?

Who's really gonna lick a tootsie pop for that long?

Did another one really bite the dust?

How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?

Why when people ask you ,"What three things would you bring with you on a desert island?," does no one ever reply, "A BOAT!"?

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?

Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?

Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state: "Caution: May Cause Drowsiness"?

Why do we sing "Rock a Bye Baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?

How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Since when did rabbits lay eggs?

Can you truly cry underwater?

Who's this Roger guy?

If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

Why are red buttons always the most important?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you accomplished?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an s in it?