There is simply NOT enough shipping out there. And more like it, there is simply NOT enough crack-shipping.

Shipping, for those unfamilier with the term, means the supporting of a relationship between fictional characters, whether canon or not.

For instance, you may appriciate the relationship between Nokama and Matau. You think that they ought to get together in a romantic way, and that they are, more or less, perfect for each other. And if not perfect, then completely awesome together.

You ship Matau/Nokama. Congradulations.

It does not necessarily mean that the pairing was ever canon, or ever will be canon. For instance, I ship Nuju/Nokama. They would get together AWESOME. However, within none of the books did they ever overtly flirt or display

That's where subtext and inference comes in. Which is where all the fun starts. This is also why I infamously never support a single pairing that ever actually HAPPENS in any of my fandoms, with the vague exceptions of Bill Weasley/Fleur Delacour, which I thought was too awesome for me to not have thought of first, and Bastila/Revan, which is actually kinda cool.

Then there's crackpairings.

Crackpairings are ships that don't make any sense whatsoever, usually with the intention of not making any sense whatsoever. They usually don't bother with explinations, but I greatly enjoy creating elaborate and melodramatic reasons for these affairs.

I'll keep the slash out, though if I ever get permission or something (which I'm way too lazy to ask for), then I may or may not make a second edition. Though if I find that I can start spewing about slash I'll be going for more important things. Like how freakin' obvious it is in Bionicle.

ANYWAY!

Axxon/Roodaka

Zaktan/Krahka

Pirak/Hahli