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They Call Me Doktor


Dokuma

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Name change. Savvy?

 

Originally my name was going to be Dokky the Stink-Footed Oaf, but I thought that would be giving away too much personal information.

 

And here's your Tuesday Five.

  • Why is there only one question today?

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Why is there only one question today? There were at one time 23, but a tornado hit and blew 4 of them into little pieces of text and question marks and sucked them away, and directly afterwards, a passing alien in his little blue ship decided it was high time he took some of the English language home with him to be broken down and examined, and he took 6 samples, and 2 other questions fell into quicksand and were beyond even the help of The Infection, who probably would have helped had he been there, but he wasn't, and 4 more decided to take a walk but took a wrong turn and found themselves in front of Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother's house and decided to go in for some tea and cookies, and 3 short little questions accidentally ended up in one of Sporky's sandwiches, and the last 3 felt so lonesome because 19 of their brothers had vanished that they applied for jobs as cashiers at Wal-Mart.

 

So now there's just one.

 

 

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