*defaces blog title with a kumquat*

*defaces kumquat defacer with cauliflower*

*defaces kumquat and blog title with watermelon, then throws it at Shine*

*is hit in face with watermelon*

You can't always win.

*agrees with Doktor, then throws pineapple at him*

*Wheels in a catapult and a truck full of pumpkins*

Y'all gonna get owned.

*throws star fruit at Dok*

*throws star fruit at Dok*

+100 Dokkypoints for creativity.

-100 Dokkypoints for throwing fruit at me.

*pulls out rocket launcher loaded with apples*

Ha ha ha .

We need to take sides like in Fruit War I.

Anyone who wants to be on my side, raise their hands!

...

..

...

...anyone...?

*Luanches pumpkin volley into entry*

"Fruit Wars II: Revenge of the Squash"

*throws apple at Doktor*

An apple a day keeps the Doktor way.

*dumps a truck-load of Dragonfruit on defacer of my face*

*Blasts Lehatu with apple rocket*

I'M supposed to be the one who does the witty puns!

*throws star fruit at Dok*

+100 Dokkypoints for creativity.

 

-100 Dokkypoints for throwing fruit at me.

I don't have to impress you! -Stewie

I AM THE FRUIT GOD

I STARTED THE WAR

I SHALL END THE-

*hit by crossfire*

Aw, the fad's over?

Aw well.

And, of course, let it be known that I was the first to suggest the 2nd Fruit War! *cheesy superhero pose*

*throws cantalopes at Doktor and UK*

~Nikira

*dodges cantaloupes- hit by kumquat*

Let it be known that I was the first Fruit Thrower!

(My NotNikira fad aint over)

*Shoots nikira, dok, and UK with a combustion powered potato cannon*

*has a bandage on her forehead from getting whalloped by potatoes*

But wait... potatoes arn't a fruit.

UK and I rock the world, so...

*teams up with UK and starts throwing tomatoes - which are a fruit*

~Nikira

Are kumquats fruit?

Cause they're freakin awesome to say.

It's a fruit if you want it to be a fruit.

*throws kumquat at Uncle Krekka*

*Hides in closet*

-TMD

Aw, the fad's over?

Not as far as I can tell. The Nikira fad rambles on.

*chucks lemon into Exo's eye*

Oh my gosh! I got fruit chucked at me in my own post!

*ducks and chucks back*

*throws grapes*

Oh, noes, thar too small to have any effect.