*covers Kal with 17,350,890 huckleberries*

:Venomess:

*Has bohrok minoins go and smack venomess with 'taters*

*dodges 'taters*

*hits Kal's minions with plums*

:Venomess:

*chases Takuta in a mad orange frenzy*

~Nikira

*Hits Nikira again with a sack of peaches*

*Plums only rub their juice on minoins, becouse they're made of metal*

*Minions cut open peruvian death-peppers and chuck them at venomess's face*

*gets knocked out by LM's sack of peaches*

~Nikira

*throws customary peach at frankin-kal*

*Is unconscious*

Somebody revive me!!

*The Overmind despises your use of metal minions, Kal. They have been smitten by an infinite number of durians*

:Venomess:

*shoots Lehatu with melon rocket launcher*

Kal, again, ignores this "overmind" that claims to rule over the fruit war, and procedes to barrage it with peaches.

Yayz! I finished my base!!! Here it iz!

*Get's sniped in the forehead*

I say woot for helmets!

*revives herself magically*

OK, done for the day.

I'm going to be gone all day tomorrow, so I'll be hunkering down over in the medical center.

DON'T YOU DARE HURT ME WHILE I'M IN REHAB, SOLDIER.

~Nikira

OMGZ REHABZ?!?!?!?

*THROWS SHARP PAINFUL PINEAPPLES BARRAGE AT NIKIRA*

Yayz! I finished my base!!! Here it iz!

 

 

*Get's sniped in the forehead*

 

I say woot for helmets!

oh noez, ur foundation iza crumblin'

*throws red banana at.....Mcspork. Because I can.*

*shoots/throws/launches bannana great disk at everyone*

Aww... ain't you adorbale, it turned youzall intoz a kittenz!

*Smashes Lehatu with a pineapple*

*Undermines Po's foundation with bananabombs*

:Venomess:

*runs quickly through battlefield avoiding all shots taken at him*

Attention! When you want to relax from the war and talk to other fighters, the Fruit War Medical Center over in my blog is the place to do that!

*detonates melon bomb*

*Throws this magical fruit at all newbs*

Okay, okay. *Pulls out a froot lawncher that shoots toyons and starts shooting randomly*

*catches honeydew and chucks it back at Takatu*