Whoa.. Wha' happened?

*Slices off heads of three golems, rolls out my famous Torsion Catapult and starts firing*

*Helps ninkira up and back into my pineapple bunker, while chucking more pineapples at yami on the way*

We can't trust anything in the

madness that is the Lemon Club,

:Yami:. While I'm here, go to the

Froot Loop and see what you can

do there.

FRUIT STAND FOREVER!

JSZ out

*Slices pineapples with bannana schimitar whilst chasing Ocrist and Nikira jumps and flips over Ocrist and lands in front of him*

*Yami*

Ocrist, I don't even know which team you are on, but I thank you none-the-less. =D

*rains peaches down on random members*

I miss UK and TMD and Dok. ;;

~Nikira

*Emerges from peaches and starts eating them*

Anyone got any cream?...what?

*Gets out lime launcher and fires it at Nikira*

*Yami*

HIIYYYAAAH!!!

*Savages JSZ with hail of destruction from Torsion Catapult, Hitting him thousands of times, blowing him all the way to the other side of the field (EXPLOSIVES!), also unsheathes Lightsaber and teleports to JSZ, slashing his living daylights out*

FOR LEMONS!

My pineapple golems destroyed

three more Lemon Mechas!

 

JSZ out

 

 

Two more Lemon Mechas!

Pretty soon, my golems will

be able to access the Lemon

Club! Ha.

 

JSZ out

 

 

Three more! Now there's only

ten Lemon Mechas left! My golems

are doing great! Meanwhile, I'm

halfway there building our base.

I'll make sure it can survive even

a nuclear watermelon! Ha.

 

JSZ out

 

 

*destroys 4 LemonMechas with my army of FruitZombies*

 

Look at the eeeeyyes...

 

 

:Venomess:

 

You guys are so gullible. You thought those were actual Lemon Mechas? Nah, those were deus ex machina projections created by our advanced LMVT (Lemon Magic Virtual Terrain) field! We've got it covering the whole Lemon Club territory, remote operated from our base within the rift! What u gunn do now?

 

Meanwhile... *activates fruit-neutralizing Lemon Minefield in our territory, destroying all the zombies and golems on our territory.*

 

Plus, the rift is held together by Lemon Magic. So it's still here.

 

-

Every ally of mine run I gonna drop Atomic Dragon fruit on the Lemon Club which will disintegrate everything in you're area into tiny little particles of dust. Huzzah

Thats a Dragon Fruit -> Link

Dude, Nikira's been captured!

*rushes in after her heroically*

~Jamie

*Hits Eryzeth over the head with a giant apple*

FOR...EVERY TYPE OF FRUIT ASIDE FROM LEMONS AND PUMPKINS!

*Yami*

O rly?

* Dodges Apple, Blows up Alovath with Machine gun fire, teleports back to Catapult and fires thousands of blasts, several hitting Alovath*

Not on my watch, soldier!

Ocrist, I don't even know which team you are on, but I thank you none-the-less. =D

 

*rains peaches down on random members*

 

I miss UK and TMD and Dok. ;;

 

~Nikira

I'm on your team remember? I'm the mechanic.

*blocks Yami's limes with magnificent coconut shield*

*retaliates with a barrage of lemons*

~Nikira

*Whirls back to JSZ in a flash of Gold and Black, resumes beating him up*

DIEEE!

*slaps yami with a cantelope*

All legion members fall back before Venomess sets of that atomic bomb!

*Yami*

*blocks lime launcher with coconut shield*

*throws grapefruit at Yami*

;Venomess:

 

You guys are so gullible. You thought those were actual Lemon Mechas? Nah, those were deus ex machina projections created by our advanced LMVT (Lemon Magic Virtual Terrain) field! We've got it covering the whole Lemon Club territory, remote operated from our base within the rift! What u gunn do now?

 

Meanwhile... *activates fruit-neutralizing Lemon Minefield in our territory, destroying all the zombies and golems on our territory.*

 

Plus, the rift is held together by Lemon Magic. So it's still here.

 

-

Well the golems you destroyed were the normal types you shall be the first to witness the power of the Apple and Pineapple Nuvas Golems!*Nuva Golems emerge from ground*

 

*Yami*

*writes the Hebrew word for "death" on the golems' foreheads with my lemonade pistols. They collapse into inanimate piles of fruit. And... err... Nuva armor. I guess.*

Never mess with a dude who's read as much as I have.

My pineapple golems destroyed

three more Lemon Mechas!

 

JSZ out

 

 

Two more Lemon Mechas!

Pretty soon, my golems will

be able to access the Lemon

Club! Ha.

 

JSZ out

 

 

Three more! Now there's only

ten Lemon Mechas left! My golems

are doing great! Meanwhile, I'm

halfway there building our base.

I'll make sure it can survive even

a nuclear watermelon! Ha.

 

JSZ out

 

 

*destroys 4 LemonMechas with my army of FruitZombies*

 

Look at the eeeeyyes...

 

 

:Venomess:

 

You guys are so gullible. You thought those were actual Lemon Mechas? Nah, those were deus ex machina projections created by our advanced LMVT (Lemon Magic Virtual Terrain) field! We've got it covering the whole Lemon Club territory, remote operated from our base within the rift! What u gunn do now?

 

Meanwhile... *activates fruit-neutralizing Lemon Minefield in our territory, destroying all the zombies and golems on our territory.*

 

Plus, the rift is held together by Lemon Magic. So it's still here.

 

-

 

Every ally of mine run I gonna drop Atomic Dragon fruit on the Lemon Club which will disintegrate everything in you're area into tiny little particles of dust. Huzzah

 

Thats a Dragon Fruit -> Link

My Anti-Aircraft Laser Lemon will neutralize those bombs before they're even within range.

-

I'm in the Lemon club, and

all I can see is lemons. Some

are starting to get moldy. I

have some pineapple golems

with me, so I'll be sure to tell

my progress.

JSZ out

*blocks Yami's limes with magnificent coconut shield*

 

*retaliates with a barrage of lemons*

 

~Nikira

Hits Yami in a place where you don't want to be hit with my mighty Dragon Fruit flail for hitting Nikara... I'm the blue dude in her avatar

I though I neutralizied it.

*Teleports behind Venomess, savaging with golden lemon laser lightsaber*

*Is hit by several limes, but regains strength by eating a Lemon*

*Aids Aanchir by teleporting back to Catapult*

*Gets out dual plum blasters and fires at Nikira and Orcist*

*Yami*

*blocks with pineapple sheild and chucks exploding pineapples*

I'm in the Lemon club, and

all I can see is lemons. Some

are starting to get moldy. I

have some pineapple golems

with me, so I'll be sure to tell

my progress.

 

JSZ out

That's what you think. *detonates Lemon Mines remotely*

Golems go boom. You go boom. Fake Lemon club base would go boom were it real, BUT IT AIN'T!

-

*runs from plums*

JAMIE SAVE ME! =O

*frantically grabs random apples while she runs*

~Nikira