No need to rebuild the ship, fellow fruit war pirates. I have a spare somewhere in my pockets...

*Puts on orange peel armor*

-QPCT

*shoves raisins up nose, shoots them at Turakii*

 

Boys are so gross.

Eeeewwww! Ye be very gross indeed, mate!

Arr, I must leave for the night, must sleep on this soft ground here whilst the war goes ever on. I leave the one-eyed Turkey in command while I be gone! Fight for ye lives man (and sometimes women)!

*chugs apple juice at Dok*

SUCK SOAK IT!

*throws papayas at Doktor*

Haha, papayas.

*Dodges raisins.*

*Runs at Sporky with banana katana.* Arr, we're disassembling a base here, you hear?

Turakii

*Sneaks up behind :Venomess: and mushes a banana on his head to stop him from interfering with the Bohrok.*

-QPCT

*Hits Lehatu with bananasword*

:Venomess:

*summons a giant tsunami of lemons*

*Radios base*

*Several booms can be heard in the distance*

*Throws a frozen pomegranet at venomess*

*Battles tsunami with amazing banana maelstrom powers.*

Turakii

*throws a Salak at Venomness*

It is a fruit...that I've never heard of 'till this day, but it counts!

Ow.

*Retaliates with frozen durian*

:Venomess:

*hits dokky with an electricity-charged pineapple*

*shoves orange down Lehatu's throat*

HEY THATS MY MOVE :angry:

*makes orange juice*

ITS TASTY

OMG! 666 COMMENTS!

*hurls apple at Laugin' Man*

*shoves orange down Lehatu's throat*

Noooo! You didn't peel it first! The fiber!!!

*explodes*

*grabs apple and crushes it*

*hits Dokky with a high-powered apple launcher*

*Throws an apple tree at venomess*

OMG! 666 COMMENTS!

 

*hurls apple at Laugin' Man*

*Whacks Dokky over the head with a mutant coconut*

I'm gonna go play Unreal Tournament for a while, but ahl be bak.

:Venomess:

*Tears large chunk of siding off peach base, pausing to fight off indignant Peach 'Asploders.* I be thinkin' we'll be having the first peach-flavored pirate ship yet, aye.

Turakii

*pummels Lehatu with potato launcher*

So what if it's not a fruit.