*randomly falls out of sky accompanied by large crates of pomegranates, and begins

hurling them at random people*

Fun, fun, fun!

...

BTW, Where's the Fruit War Map topic?

*nice citrusy explosion*HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!Charges head first into a spot in a jedi territory

Right here

*Darth Mangoss attacks the Legion of the Fruit Stand*

Yes, he's back!! Fear him.

:Venomess:

*shoots hakann with Mango gun*

*takes over large part of Fruit Jedi territory while I'm at it*

*Chucks exploding limes at the Jedi defenders*

*shoves nuclear limeon down Laughin mans throat for mispelling my name*

*keeps blasting away at Fruit ninja territory trying to take more land for the closeteers*

*Sends entire army (Except for an elite few to guard the base) over to the fruit-stand/chunkers border in fruit-related dropships*

Fear my Gourzilla, :Venomess:!

*turns over Gourzilla to stomp

on Darth Mangoss and

:Venomess:*

JSZ out

"Laughing man!I challenge you to a duel for a small portion of your land!"

"Laughing man!I challenge you to a duel for a small portion of your land!"

No.

Too busy with... something else.

okay,*Shoves another limeon down laughing mans throat*

Plus, YOU misspelled MY name just now. It's LaughIN', not LaughING!

Fear my Gourzilla, :Venomess:!

 

*turns over Gourzilla to stomp

on Darth Mangoss and

:Venomess:*

 

JSZ out

Did you know that I'm a ninja. And Darth Mangoss is a Frith(FRuit sITH). Large stompy things are easy to dodge.

*FruitZombies fire Chlorophyll Destroyer at Gourdzilla*

Owned.

:Venomess:

okay..*Captures two small sections of Fruit jedi territory*

*Joins Closeteers, throws pomegranate at Laugh'n Man, and does amazing flying frontflip into middle of Fruit Pirate territory*

*Joins Closeteers, throws pomegranate at Laugh'n Man, and does amazing flying frontflip into middle of Fruit Pirate territory*

 

 

-Who?-

You can't just say you join go to our blog base and see if you can get accepted

*Joins Closeteers, throws pomegranate at Laugh'n Man, and does amazing flying frontflip into middle of Fruit Pirate territory*

 

 

-Who?-

*Hits with bigballs for breaking the law*

*uses my Banana Jet's retractable claw and auto-piolet feature to pick Hooziwutzit up and drop him in the Fruit Ninja's territory*

*activates Indestructable Pineapple Forcefield around my territory*

*Joins Closeteers, throws pomegranate at Laugh'n Man, and does amazing flying frontflip into middle of Fruit Pirate territory*

 

 

-Who?-

You can't just say you join go to our blog base and see if you can get accepted

Oh, okay. I would if I knew where your blog base was.

EDIT: *starts throwing pomegranates and the occasional large, squishy strawberry at Fruit Ninjas*

*Joins Closeteers, throws pomegranate at Laugh'n Man, and does amazing flying frontflip into middle of Fruit Pirate territory*

 

 

-Who?-

You can't just say you join go to our blog base and see if you can get accepted

No, join the pumpkin chunkers. We have rasberry flood, pumpkin artillery, pirate allys, and an elder god.

*A huge swarm of flood burst from hiding and attack the fruit-stand's base*

My Gourdzilla is a ninja too!

*Gourdzilla takes out twin

katanas and battles

:Venomess: and Darth

Mangoss*

JSZ out

*smacks frankin-kal with pineapple*

Yeah, but my FruitZombies shot your Gourdzilla with the ChlorophyllDestroyer(oxygen destroyer parody, look it up, it's the only weapon that can kill godzilla, so the ChlorophyllDestroyer is the only weapon that can destroy Gourdzilla).

:Venomess: