I'm alive! =D

*seeks her revenge by shooting Clementines out of a giant slingshot from nowhere in particular*

~Nikira

*A huge silver tendril of metal erupts from the ground, blocks the granades, and wraps itself around takatu, pinning him to the ground*

I really hoped I woulden't have to do that, do you forced my hand, takatu.

*Throws a noni at Nikira*

What? Yes, that is a fruit...

*Throws horribly standard blog comment at recent poster*

Who said THAT?

*A huge silver tendril of metal erupts from the ground, blocks the granades, and wraps itself around takatu, pinning him to the ground*

You did not use fruit. The Overmind smites you with a 30,000 pound watermelon.

:OVERMIND:

*gets hit with a noni*

*proceeds to whack the dayligths out of Po using her magnificent coconut shield*

~Nikira

That's why I diden't want to use that.

*Ignores overmind becouse I don't consider her any kind of athority and keeps rolling*

*Dogdes Nikira long enough to throw a Osage-orange at her*

Ha! Eat that!

*eats it, then continues to clobber Po with her shield*

~Nikira

*gives up on FK96, dropping cantelopes on both Nikira and Po*

EDIT: *retreats to base* Gotta go to the store -- be back later.

*Cantelopes miss me and hit Nikira*

Woot!

A-HA! The Osage-orange is toxic to the human body!!!

*is a wooden penguin, not a human*

*continues to whap Po over the head*

~Nikira

Everybody's running away. ;;

*throws kiwi fruit at Po and Takuta*

~Nikira

*Makes a short detour to the peach a'sploders' base and places a beacon*

*Speeds away to the LC base*

*Makes a short detour to the peach a'sploders' base and places a beacon*

 

 

*Speeds away to the LC base*

What you think yo' doin'? :angry:

Unless you plan on joining us now...

I think I'll arm the defenses just in case.

-

*Kicks a pile of Lychee into the people-who-are-running-away's eyes*

*Smushes an Avocado into Nikira's and frankin-kal-96's hair*

*Removes the bacon form my base* Uhm... Bacon? Beacon!

Everyone from the Closeteers is either gone until, like, 9 or later, has been kidnaped, or has not shown up yet.

*feels lonely as she continues to throw kiwi fruit*

~Nikira

*Blocks Kiwi fruit*

Well, it's not like there is anyone on my team either.

(I don't have any hair to mash avacado into. I'm a bohrok, remember?)

*As I speed away, dodging super-sonic peaches, ~po~ notices the things that were gripping the beacon into the wall are still there, and the beacon is beeping*

*Huge friggin' explosion*

*Throws 300,000 strawberries at Kal*

I'm back!!

:Venomess:

*gets covered in exploded peach base*

~Nikira

*Buried in strawberrys*

...Ow.

(Venomess, who are you with again?)

*Starts to super glue my base back together*

*Throws a... supersonic peach at bohrok man while he is buried in strawberrys*