*Munches on apple but it explodes into face*

-FFBuu

Might I point out that we have command of an Army? A veritable...Lemon Club Army?

 

Unleash the Citric Punishment!

 

-Seran

Where are you getting your citrus supply from? I think someone stole mine.

*Uses new rapidfire grape gun to shoot Laughin'Man*

:Venomess:

Grapes? Silly Bohrok Kal, grapes do not intimidate.

Perhaps not at first, but they do...

*emptys clip all ovre doktors head* STING!

Oi, I gotta go. See you people at nine.

TMD

*Holds up handshields to block oranges*

*Kidnaps TMD while he's away and ties him to a chair in pumpkin' chunkers HQ*

*strategically places massive exploding pumpkins around the battle field*

*asplodes everyone that posted with giant peach*

*asplodes*

Oi, I gotta go. See you people at nine.

 

TMD

The House of UK's numbers dwindle, but we shall rise above all! =D

Quick Nikira! Our Captain's been kidnapped! What do we do?

*locks the closet door*

No seriously, you CAN'T COME IN RIGHT NOW.

...

Please?

*Smashes giant pumpkin on UK's head and kidnaps him as well*

TMD's gone for 5 hours! D=

Quick, find his stash of Durians so we can defend ourselves!

*runs off to find them*

~Nikira

*asplodes from BD's exploding pumpkin*

*randomly throws peaches everywhere*

This is probably the biggest blog entry. Ever.

*Throws bananas at Cthulhu*

*Charges at nikra in ball form and blocks her path*

*realizes that both UK and TMD got kidnapped*

*throws tomato grenades and runs frantically*

~Nikira

*Pumpkins Nikira and kidnaps her too*

This is probably the biggest blog entry. Ever.

*Throws bananas at Cthulhu*

Actually, I'm not sure. I don't know how many comments the original fruit war grossed.

*lobs lime at Lehatu*

*Throws watermelon grenades into the crowd*

*throws giant peach that makes everyone asplode... again*

*asplodes... again*

But this Fruit war is organized.

This is probably the biggest blog entry. Ever.

*Throws bananas at Cthulhu*

Actually, I'm not sure. I don't know how many comments the original fruit war grossed.

 

*lobs lime at Lehatu*

I think it got 14 comments.

*throws lemon back in retalliation*

*places "Special" Pumpkin bomb next to bunker*

*Nuclear blast*