Who posted this awesome quote?

Spitty > Onuki, silly rabbits. We all know llamafruits are food for the soul, like chicken soup. Except it tastes of llama. Which is really yucky. Y'know what, stay with your chicken soup. Dunno why people'd want to eat llamafruit, really. Must be why they're popular projectiles for the Pitty-S. Hehe, Pitty-s. "Oh, dear, what a pitty...s." Now Onuki, he's a Nupirate. Nuparu, pirate, get it? Oh, I'm so funny. Yarr. Now, this is a real topic here, unlike some of those fake topics you see all the time on BZP, y'know? Like it says "Takametrunuvatahuvakamaflamefiredudeguybionicleiscoollol04239132's Comixz", and it turns out to be a picture of a duck with a picture of Chuck Norris for its head. But that's only happened twice, so don't worry about it too much. Or, like, when it says it's a picture of Tahu they drew and OMG SOMEONE OWNED MY BASE ALL YOUR FROZEN DINNERS BELONG TO US. Ducks, quack. Hmm. And don't you just hate it when your-oh, right, heh, this is a comic topic. Wow, I forgot...anyway, love the first comic Oinky. So newbish, and yet so good. Not really good, just lotsa newbish. But funny nonetheless.

Winner gets a pineapple pizza thrown at them.