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Today's Rant Topic: Dragons!

Word association choices for dragon: Scales, wings, Algeron, Bionicle Dragon, Kanohi Dragon, instantaneous death.

Many have contemplated as to why they have never seen a dragon before, and equally as many retort that they haven't been looking hard enough. But did they truly exist, or will they ever?

The answer of course, is bees.

Bees exist, while dragons do not seem to. There must be a direct relation between those facts! We can assume, using our scientific evidential knowledge, that for some reason, the dragons must have existed and the bees did not, because, according to the laws of Murphodynamics, things tend to change in the opposite favor of the majority. Thus, the bees came into being because of the dragons' lack of... continuing to be being.

So, existence and nonexistence must have a sort of bartering trade-off mechanism. If I suddenly cease to exist, perhaps a new form of Tums (or bees) would spawn. Thus, I can say with great confidence that when the dragons ceased to exist, the bees ceased to not be existing.

Unless dragons evolved into bees, of course, which would really be rather a bad idea, because breathing fire often tends to outweigh kamikaze stingers.

TROGDOOOOOOOOOOR!! !! !! !!