Omi, you should just marry yourself. It will save you alot of trouble and strife [/cokney rhyming slang].

Omi, you should just marry yourself. It will save you alot of trouble and strife [/cokney rhyming slang].

Maybe I want strife, cuz then I would be Cloud Strife.

-Omi

but your first name isn't cloud, so it won't quite work.

but your first name isn't cloud, so it won't quite work.

I'll ask the judge to change my name.

So that way, I can have a passport that says Cloud Strife.

-Omi

Bit drunk are ye cloud?

Omi, why is your blog rated higher than Admiral Six's? All you post is spam.

Psssssh.

I know SPIP more than SPAM.

-Omi