Ask A Dalek! Questions Entry posted by Metallic O'Dalek August 14, 2007 670 views Share More sharing options... Followers 0 That's right, this is an entry where you can ask a Dalek anything you want, and it's totally free! =D
Laughing Man Posted August 14, 2007 1. Oh do you know the muffin man? 2. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3. If you had 3 wishes, what would they be? Link to comment
Metallic O'Dalek Posted August 14, 2007 1. Oh do you know the muffin man? 2. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3. If you had 3 wishes, what would they be? 1. You mean the one who lives on Drury Lane, over in London? 2. A woodchuck would chuck all the wood it could if a woodchuck could chuck wood. 3. One, to have my own private Puddle Jumper, two, would be to go to Atlantis, and three, would be to meet Sheppard's team. Link to comment
Turakii #1 Lavasurfer Posted August 14, 2007 1. How tall is your Dalek form? 2. How many personal messages did you receive the day before yesterday? 3. Did you know you have an awesome red/black banner? Turakii Link to comment
Metallic O'Dalek Posted August 14, 2007 1. How tall is your Dalek form? 2. How many personal messages did you receive the day before yesterday? 3. Did you know you have an awesome red/black banner? Turakii 1. I've never measured it. 2. A grand total of... *Cue Drumroll*... One! 3. Yes... I do now. Link to comment
Doctor Norik Posted August 14, 2007 1. How much wood could Dalek Caan chuck if Dalek Caan could chuck wood? 2. Where does your opinion stand on Chinchilla rights? 3. If time flies like an arrow, the fruit flies like....? Link to comment
Metallic O'Dalek Posted August 14, 2007 1. How much wood could Dalek Caan chuck if Dalek Caan could chuck wood? 2. Where does your opinion stand on Chinchilla rights? 3. If time flies like an arrow, the fruit flies like....? 1. Dalek Caan would chuck all the wood it could if Dalek Caan chuck wood. 2. I'm all for it. Chinchillas should have the rights to vote, and to have a funeral if they're hit by a car or truck, leaving nothing but a sticky pulp to show they were there. They should be allowed to eat at restraunts, and be hired for jobs. Chinchillas should be allowed to have fancy weddings, own property, and have the right of a fair trial for any chinchilla crimes, instead of being unfairly imprisoned in zoos for crimes they didn't do, and being forced out there homes with no notification. I stand on the side that shows hope for chinchilla kind. B) 3. If time flies like an arrow, than fruit flies like a banana. Link to comment
Turakii #1 Lavasurfer Posted August 15, 2007 1. What about woodchuck rights? 2. What would you do if you were kidnapped by aliens? 3. What would you do if you were kidnapped by extermination-proof aliens? 4. What would the aliens do if you kidnapped them? 5. (Serious question) I tried replying to your profile comments box twice awhile ago, and it said I needed to be approved. Whatever happened to it? Turakii Link to comment
Chrome Posted August 15, 2007 What would happen if the "D" in your name changed somehow into lowercase? What happens if you ate my hotdog? Link to comment
Metallic O'Dalek Posted August 15, 2007 1. What about woodchuck rights? 2. What would you do if you were kidnapped by aliens? 3. What would you do if you were kidnapped by extermination-proof aliens? 4. What would the aliens do if you kidnapped them? 5. (Serious question) I tried replying to your profile comments box twice awhile ago, and it said I needed to be approved. Whatever happened to it? Turakii 1.I'm all for it. Woodchucks should have the rights to vote, and to have a funeral if they're hit by a car or truck, leaving nothing but a sticky pulp to show they were there. They should be allowed to eat at restraunts, and be hired for jobs. Woodchucks should be allowed to have fancy weddings, own property, and have the right of a fair trial for any woodchuck crimes, instead of being unfairly imprisoned in cages for crimes they didn't do, and being forced out there homes with no notification. I stand on the side that shows hope for Woodchuck kind. B) 2. I would probably scream and run around until they sedated me. 3. See number two. 4. They would run around and scream, until I sedated them. :evilgrin 5. I have no idea. What would happen if the "D" in your name changed somehow into lowercase? What happens if you ate my hotdog? 1. MataNui would die, the toa would implode, all the matoran would explode, and the universe would come to an end. Any questions? 2. I would implode. =D Link to comment
Metallic O'Dalek Posted August 15, 2007 If 2+2=78695865843783465766346739756, then 3+3=? Than 3+3= 4784396586259570565584873656y84756585637643743845438744873475437837835. Link to comment
Doctor Norik Posted August 15, 2007 Wow. You're smart. What would happen if Daleks were pink? Link to comment
Metallic O'Dalek Posted August 15, 2007 Wow. You're smart. What would happen if Daleks were pink? Why, thank you. If Daleks were pink, we would all implode into little black holes, and then explode, destroying our selves and the universe. B) Link to comment
Doctor Norik Posted August 15, 2007 Hm. How many Daleks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Link to comment
Metallic O'Dalek Posted August 15, 2007 Four. One to shoot it down, one to jump on the first, one to jump on the second, and one to jump on the third and change it. Link to comment
Metallic O'Dalek Posted August 15, 2007 Yes, but it uses to much energy, and with gas prices what they are these days, we prefer to roll, instead of flying. Link to comment
Doctor Norik Posted August 15, 2007 I see..... How many Dalek Mutants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Link to comment
Metallic O'Dalek Posted August 15, 2007 Twenty-two. We all stack ourselves up, and the one on top has to change it. Link to comment
Doctor Norik Posted August 15, 2007 I see. And with the cost of oil, how much would it cost if just one Dalek flew up to change the lightblb? Link to comment
Doctor Norik Posted August 16, 2007 Hm, then you'd spend that on getting a Dalek to change two more lightbulbs, right? Link to comment
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