We'll Just See About Secrecy...
Guess what? Imposterlive and Plastiware found my blog. Using Google. MY SECRETS ARE NO LONGER SAFE HERE!!
Erm, what secrets?
WHO CARES?!? It's no longer hidden from the government if the government uses Google. And they do. Google owns the government.
Once again, I'm gonna have to go into hiding. I'm gonna have to grab the bare essentials (can opener, towel, action figures,) and head down to the super-secret-ultra-safe-bomb-shelter. Even the government doesn't know about that!
Oh, shoot! I forgot! Now the government's reading this! SHOOOOOOT!!
Um, I was just joking about that undercover base. My base is on the moon.
Oh, shoot! I forgot! It really was on the moon.
Um, I was just joking about that moon base. My base is in my belly-button.
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