Birdie Cannibalism
Walking past my school's football field today, I couldn't help but notice all of the hungry seagulls pecking for garbage (which shouldn't be there*). So I took out some extra chicken from my lunch and tossed it to the birds**. They immediately swarmed the food, pecking at it until there was nothing but bones, which were then carried away by the straggler of the group***. So, in a way, I forced a small community**** of birds to eat a fellow member of their species*****. Huzzah.
* I care about the environment, really!
** I also care about feeding the underpriveleged.
*** I make sure everyone has their share!
**** I pay attention to the world's demographics!
***** I can clasify certain birds! Yay! i R smRt lol!
^ All VERY good reasons to Vote Norik '08! ^
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