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Want An Omi?

EmperorWhenua

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What is six feet tall, brazen headed and blows up?

 

Why, a six foot tall inflatable Omi, of course!

 

Imagine, being proud as you stand dwarfed next to this marvelous contraption, made by EW Inc.! To look up and see the beautiful facial expression, so dignified with that smirk and the ornate blunderbuss hoisted at its shoulder, that is life. When there is a holiday tint in the air, forget your Santa blowup and fetch this worderful contraption that includes a self inflating ego! His handsome appearance is sure to be the pride of your yard.

 

Think of it! As you stand in your lawn with the Inflatable Omi by your side and you look over into your neighbor's yard. You have an Inflatable Omi; what does he have? some dwarven reindeer with a mini gnome? Pshaw! Look up to your Infaltable Omi with pride, cuz you will be the only person with this magnificent work of art on your block! Guaranteed!

 

But wait! There's more!

 

If you order within the next year or so, you will receive a genuine bonesiii Head of Logic (complete with glowing blue eyes!)! Whenever a random trickortreter comes knocking at your door begging for candy, your Head of Logic will spit out random phrases that are bonsy originals! Such as...

 

"Sorry, that information is classified!"

 

"I blame Evil Lord Survurlode!"

 

"Forgetting things since... umm..."

 

And many, many more! Over two phrases in total! Frighten your neighbor's kids with this wonderful contraption!

 

But that is not all! Order within the next second and you will get a set of Fangirl-B-Gone! With just one spray of this potion, you will be relieved of fangirls of all sorts of Bionicles, from Kopaka to Zaktan!

 

And how much does this fabulous bundle cost? Why, just $449.00 plus S&H! You heard right; do not adjust your glasses! You get the Inflatable Omi, the bonesiii Skull of Logic and the Fangirl-B-Gone for just the low price of $449.00 plus a small shipping and handling fee! That's a $0.00 value for just one low price! We accept you credit card via mail, too!

 

So what are you waiting for?! Get yourself outta BZP and send your money to EW Inc. for this incredible bargain! You will not regret it! :D

 

~EW~

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Necro

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No, but I found one, and bid a penny. Four bucks more than the above, and it has the extras! ^^

 

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Yes, I did edit that. And yes, the "L@@K!" is really taken from eBay, I've sen it used on too many auctions. ><
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Spoony Bard
Ah, but is this a genuine six-foot tall inflatable Omi? :P

 

~EW~

No. No it isn't.

 

However it is a genuine Omi. Meaning the actual Omi. :o

 

-Omi

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EmperorWhenua

I see. But then that takes away the marketing of the millions of Inflatable Omi's that I got orders for. *cough*

 

Neccy, it is not my fault that you have an abnormal growth rate. :P Just put a brick on your head and let gravity do the work.

 

 

~EW~

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Necro

:lol: But I was planning to join the College I plan join the basketball team of the college I plan to go to... :P

 

Btw, found the video for From yesterday. I liked the lyrics, but once the sword duel started, I got really confused. Could you explain whats going on?

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Toa Neya

Nice fake scam. And please get a better company name. "EW inc." won't exactly cut it...

 

:Darkspine Out: voyanui Hmm...I put the colons around Darkspine Out and not the voya emotes. I wonder why it's not working? :P voyanui

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Ngakunui

Oh how funny.

 

Come to think of it, these would do great for random decorations for Christmas... If I don't decide to do Festivus instead. Festivusfestivusfestivus...

 

*Sends poorly a packaged note reading "FESTIVUS FOREVAR! FESTIVUS: YES, BAGELS: NO" money to EW*

 

Festivusfestivusfestivus...

 

 

 

 

-Gakurak

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bonesiii

So do I get a "Head" of Logic, or a "Skull" of Logic? I wanna skull! Gimme gimme gimme!

 

I claim the right to a free one for inspiring it. :P

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EmperorWhenua

Well, a skull was a head at one point and in theory remains a head, providing that it is still connected to a skeleton... But it looks like a skull is what you are getting. :)

 

Expect the skull in approximately one light year... You know what the shipping is nowadays. Oh, but I will need the S&H fee... :P

 

~EW~

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