Dear Bill Gates,

Thanks for giving me all that money for free. Don't worry, I won't tell anybody about that embarrassing photo of you at that Christmas Party anymore.

Blackmailingly yours,

So who wants to go on a chatspeak-spamming spree?? :)

hi

So here's the plan:

We go into the store around 10 PM, buy some soda, pay for the items with smiles on our faces, and then make a toast to our moral well-being.

They'll never know what hit 'em.

Freddy? Yeah, Freddy... I think there's some guy tapping our wire... Yeah, Freddy, go ahead and get 'em... What? Oh, hi Exo! Why don't you go make yourself some toast... Freddy, he's in my house... Yeah, Exo's his name... What? What the-- Freddy, NOOOOOO!!

MB has spoken

Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring, Banana phone.

DOO DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO

What is a man?

WHAT IS LOVE?

BABY DON'T HURT ME

I always wanted tp know whta u people pmed each other. Its actually pretty much all references to internet fads

and we will fight for bovine freedom and hold are large heads high and we will run free with the buffalo or die OR DIEE!!!!!!!!!!

madness? THIS IS BOVINEA!!!!!!!!

I always wanted tp know whta u people pmed each other. Its actually pretty much all references to internet fads

WHAT IS LOVE?

 

BABY DON'T HURT ME

GOD IS LOVE

LOVE IS BLIND

BLIND IS RAY CHARLES

RAY CHARLES IS GOD

Well, where else would these fads start? the library?

LIBRARY FADS FTW

I'm gonna go start fads at my library, kbye

Hey Exo, where's that spam how-to booklet I gave you?

You didn't give it to your cat like you did the filter-bypassing video, did you? D8

Shhh, Gravitan. The eskimo is in the igloo, if you know what I mean.

Dude, I told you to put the Indian in the tepee, if ya know what I mean. The other thing won't do at all.

you guys thought of that one in the library huh?

The elephant is one the roof. Repeat, the elephant is on the roof.

...

BD is in Exo's blog. Seriously.

Can I get directions to Exo's Blog, please?

donkey