Life Lessons, Rules, & Ponderings
This is just some stuff I came up with while IMing with some people; it is by no means complete.
Pay heed to #11, as it is the most important.
- When you're on a team, make sure there is no communication except in an emergency; even then you risk being called a noob.
- Defy all orders and make up your own. In fact, it's always advised to do the opposite of what you're told.
- Halo is best played when you're charging heedlessly into unseen enemy territory, knowing fully well a sniper is waiting. Everyone will love you for it.
- Never read the fine print. It's just there to confuse you and take away fun.
- Violence isn't the answer... at least, I think that's what LEGO said.
- Non-violent LEGO pieces are painful unto the feet. So be sure to lay those mines to stop burglars.
- If something is "as seen on TV," doesn't that mean it's only viewable through a screen/monitor/whatever?
- Don't say, "sick and tired." If you are sick, it only stands to reason that you are also tired.
- ABC killed the dinosaurs... it was their show after all.
- Batman always wins. Always.
- Don't make up any lessons. They're probably all lies anyway.
- uSE CORrect cApitalization.
- Never say "see previous." That just means you're lazy.
- See previous.
- Retrospective warnings are as stupid as they sound. "Watch your head" is not useful after it's hit something.
- Why do people say, "drive safely"?
- Words with multiple meanings are about as confusing as synonyms are baffling.
- If thinking hurts, it's not for you. You probably don't do it enough anyway.
- Ask politely. Politely's not busy... and never seems to be around when needed.
- Why is it that you scratch your chin and people think you're smart, but if you scratch the top of your head, they think you're dumb... or have lice?
- Failure is not an option. Why would anyone choose failure anyway?
©1984-2007 Toaraga EAM
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