cookies

EDIT: Due to the random nature of cookies, the sentence above could lead to the misunderstanding that i am spamming, and thus lead to my exile from bzpower, and force me to come up with a plan to destroy all humanity. So, just in case Bloggies think i'm spamming, i hereby declare that norik saw cookies.

A your dog, dead of drinking fermented grape juice.

Actually just happened to my neighbors.

yourmomosnap

A flaming bag?

Nope, nope, and nope.

A life size you statue.

Well that's what I'd want.

Unfortunately, no.

A ordered lego set? A trade that arrived? A pie? A llama?

Was it a... relative? How 'bout a... Duck? A Chinchilla? A Pig? Nothing?!

A walnut?

~D

No. Think Portal.

All that brings to mind is Stargate.

Nope.

A PORTAL?

Nopes.

A cake?

~D

Nope.

Not something about Portal, but something that you could associate with Portal.

Uh, Comic 11? XD

An multidimensional rift sucking you toward an alternate universe where cows are green, butterscotch is made from peanuts, and the president is Darth Vader? And then the portal closed and you took it to you're duty to defeat the Emperor and Darth Vader, but along the way discovered you're actually a jedi so you honed your powers with Yodalahehu who taught you the ways of the force, but first you destroyed the death moon because that's what the moon is in this dimension? But then you eventually made your way towards the Emperor, defeating him, and Darth Vader, which led to your welcoming as a hero by the people? And then you were sent back to your own universe by some unexplained power?

I'm right aren't I?

Harry Potter Book 7: Free Portkey Included! Edition.

LOL.

A Companion Cube?

an orange box

No to all of you.

AN EMPTY HOUSE