I feel special.

That's because you are.

...In a good way.

...If you want to believe that, you may.

Well, better to have an optimistic outlook on life...

I want to goin because I like cheese and squid.

Meh, good enough.

*Hugs*

I haven't killed you in a while, sooo...

*Throws a leaking tank of hydrogen at Adventurer, then throws a match and runs way*

"Tee hee hee"

Wrong person.

No it wasn't.

*Drops plugged-in TV on Adventurer's head*

Haven't you realised there is no way to kill either Adventurer or TtW permanently

*Is still unharmed*

I think you should stop doing those things to TtW.

I agree, and add that Adventurer should listen to his own advice.

*Is still unharmed*

 

I think you should stop doing those things to TtW.

But I did those to you

*Stabs ADVENTURER repeatedly*

There is no way Adventurer would suggest stopping killing TtW

Has TtW got mind control powers now?

Obey me, Shurtgal.

Hey, I'm in charge.

TtW, you're dead, everyone else, keep killing his corpse.

Now!

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Obey me, Shurtgal.

Yes master....

*bows before TtW*

They're mind controlled, Adv.

*Kills TtW*

*Kills Adventurer, then burns the corpse*

*takes ashes of corpse then spreads them into the wind so they can never reunite*

I want to join because I wont kill you.