My Imminent Canadiafying
The affliction started with seemingly minor things. Pronouncing "charade" as "shuh-RAHD" rather than "shuh-RAYD." A "u" slipped in a word here or there, like "behaviour." I didn't even notice it at first.
But it grew progressively more prominent. I started thinking "armor" was a misspelling. The "u's" became more common. I started saying "eh"!
Clearly those dastardly Canadians like Toofee and Janman and Makaroo are taking control of my mind. They're turning me into A CANADIAN!
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