According to my friend, your an odd fellow

Scratch that... I'm not getting the dye afterall...

*Punches through a series of doors, pulls back splintery fist...*

I can't even eat ONE Big Mac.

~Doctor! Doctor!

Okay, appearently I AM getting the dye now...

YAAAAAAAAAAY!

*Throws Dr. Cholie into the car like the viking in the Snickers commercials...*

I'm not even sure if I've ever had one.

But I can fit an entire burger into my mouth, which is creepy.

Hairdye be evilz!!!

I dunno why, it just is.

Bleach, however, is not--I just recently tried to bleach my bangs.

...Why are you looking at me like that?

*Devours you*

*Beltch*

There is nothing wrong with Hair Dye if you know what you're doing...

I guess not...

Why won't the bleach work!?

You are using Hair bleach and not just bleach, aren't you?

Yes, and Hydrogen Peroxide, too...

Maybe my black hair is just too dark.

... Something's not right...

Are you leaving it in for the proper amount of time?

Did you put a plastic bag over the top of your head (Tied off at the forehead so you don't SUFFOCATE), and run a hair dryer over it for half the alotted dye time?

Seriously, don't put the bag down over your face... I don't want to be responcible for your death... Have your parents help...

I'm not stupid.

I gave up, and I don't even remember what I did... I think I missed one of those steps...