All The Death! BZP Entry posted by Takua the Wanderer March 25, 2008 922 views Share More sharing options... Followers 0 I noticed that death seems to be a theme in my blog, or at least a running joke. *Kills Adventurer*
Takua the Wanderer Posted April 1, 2008 I telepathically hacked it, and I also telepathically threw it at you. *Hides in bomb shelter* Quote Link to comment
Eagle-7 Posted April 1, 2008 *sees mines before they hit me, dives out of the way, and then starts running away to escape airstrike (if at all possible)* *once at a safe distance starts flying and launching missiles at TtW from AT-4* Beat that. Quote Link to comment
Takua the Wanderer Posted April 1, 2008 *Psst* It's not possible. *Teleports a large cinderblock in front of Eagle-7, causing the explosion from the missile that hits it to blow him up* Quote Link to comment
Eagle-7 Posted April 2, 2008 Indeed it may not be. But, I am flying, so right when you warped it in front of me it would fall. Quote Link to comment
Takua the Wanderer Posted April 2, 2008 No, it takes the blast from your rocket, and you get knocked back by the explosion. Quote Link to comment
Eagle-7 Posted April 3, 2008 But it already fell... before my rocket was launched. Oh whatever. *loads another rocket, drops a grenade in barrel, throws it at TtW, and lands a good distance away on ground. Then starts walking away 'cause the battle has gotten somewhat boring* Quote Link to comment
danwojo913 Posted April 3, 2008 I got the best way to kill you! [reverse psychology]I bet that you're too weak to kill yourself![/reverse psychology] Quote Link to comment
danwojo913 Posted April 3, 2008 OK, that didn't go as planned. Plan B! *gets Toa Ignika to drain TtW's life* Quote Link to comment
danwojo913 Posted April 5, 2008 Oh. Plan C! *shoves TtW in time machine and sends him under Botar right before he was crushed.* Now, you will be crushed under Botar with Botar. Quote Link to comment
Takua the Wanderer Posted April 5, 2008 But I'm not metal, I can't get crushed by Icarax's power. Quote Link to comment
danwojo913 Posted April 8, 2008 You're not? Plan D! *makes Gadunka eat TtW* (BTW, I've got a whole alphabet of plans) Quote Link to comment
danwojo913 Posted April 8, 2008 Gadunka doesn't care; he ate some kind of VEHICLE in the animation for crying out loud! Quote Link to comment
Eagle-7 Posted April 9, 2008 *Throws it back and waves* You forgot that I had already walked away, and that I timed the grenade properly so that it would blow up right when it reached you. Oh whatever! *uses Huna to turn invisible then dives down (you forgot I am a bird) and freezes you with an ice blast* I henceforth declare this battle over. You may sit in your ice block as long as you like... it might be forever for all I care. *flies away* Quote Link to comment
Takua the Wanderer Posted April 10, 2008 Fine. I have infinite patience and am immune to cold. You've killed the malaria, anyway. Quote Link to comment
Awesome Posted April 10, 2008 You now have the Lolz virus. Its a side effect of malaria, and avoiding death for so long. Quote Link to comment
Eagle-7 Posted April 12, 2008 Fine. I have infinite patience and am immune to cold. You've killed the malaria, anyway. Very well. A truce, then? Quote Link to comment
Takua the Wanderer Posted April 12, 2008 Alright. I don't lose anything from that. You now have the Lolz virus. Its a side effect of malaria, and avoiding death for so long.Oes Noes! Quote Link to comment
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