Ah! So you got my package finally.

I mean that's odd.

Now is one of those times in life when the scary music starts...

Get rid of it.

~AA

Just wondering: Are you dead yet?

~Shurt

Throw it off a bridge and under a train and if it hasn't exploded yet, it's safe.

It's the only way.

刹那

Too late, we opened it.

Time to begin the reading mourning.

Oh, blast. At least two others have already taken responsibility.

But! The mystery deepens. For if you were reading (which, as indicated by the strikeout, you are clearly not), then it must be some sort of thing you can read! But, if you were mourning, and people only mourn for dead other people (and for recently-damaged valuable assets), it must have been a note telling you that a family member has died! And you already got what was in your part of the will, which came in the package. And the reason why it's wrapped in strange packaging is cuz the funeral service over there is a bunch of cheapskates!

Am I right? =D

Well, yes. To your first point.

Explanation in a new blog entry within a couple of minutes!

Too late, we opened it.

Time to begin the reading mourning.

 

ZOMG, CARAPAR DIED!

...Am I late or something?