If you jetsoned a goldfish bowl out into space, after covering up the top and adding a month's worth of fish food, how long would it survive. This is, of course, assuming it doesn't crash into any comets, planets, meteors, meteorites, stars, space-stations, or Hapori Tohu, and that the fish actually would live longer than a week in real life. So here's my formula:

 

Life = Time in Space + Time on Spaceship/Earth - Diseases * Grams of Fish Food / Grams of Fish Food Eaten per Hour.

 

I guess there's only one way ta find out! (Oh, Ga-Metruiiiiiiiiiiian!)

The fish would die of suffication in a matter of minuets due to the fact that a month's worth of fish food is clogging up its gills.

But seriously...

If you jetsoned a goldfish bowl out into space (withought taking it in a spaceship first), it would probably melt or shatter because it would have to go about 17,500 mph just to get out of the earth's orbit. If somehow it did manage to get past the earth's orbit withought shattering or boiling the fish, it would probably run out of air at some point (fish do need air, they just get it from the water... that's why they put those bubble-giving tube-thingies in most fishtanks...) The fishbowl (again if you could get it out into space withought boiling or shattering it) would boil in the sun and freeze when in the shade because there's no atmosphere to even out the temperatures. (Ok, my dad is looking at me weird, now ...)

In other news, I just found this enscription hidden underneath the falimy room rug. It says PL3486T. I'm thinking it must be the password to some government establishment. I'll try to log on to their website in just a minute.

 

EDIT: SWEET! IT WORKED!!

Neat! I'll have to try that sometime!

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Never! I changed the password! Those fools down at the department won't know what hit them!

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Search for 'The Real Klucky Incident'

The Government told me he died of Bird Flu. I don't believe them!

Pwease Tumsy?

I searched the files, and as it turns out,

Klucky IS the bird flu!

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*scandalized gasp* NO!! You mean... But it can't be true!!

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