*stands and applauds* Brilliant, sir. Brilliant.

Hello, Underdog!

Did it put up a fight?

I know two people who eat paper. Trust me, it's not good for you.

When you walk up to your teacher's desk, grab a paper off of it, and eat it right in front of the whole class, then I'll be impressed.

Yeah well, Dark Lord Zhalath (he goes to my school) took a bite out of my drawing once. He though it was hilarious for some reason. Me and the rest of my friends sued a bite out his economics project out of him.

I've eaten paper before. It doesn't taste as bad as you might think. And romansoldierdude, did you ever get that bite?

Don't think so. And the economics project has already been turned in. Maybe I should get it from one of his D&D books. He'll hate me for that.

Well, paper is tasty, so....

'I can't turn in my homework, I ate it!'

Um.