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The Anti Adventurer Club

Takua the Wanderer

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Some people have requested me to make a Takua the Wanderer Club. So in lieu of that, I'm making the Anti-Adventurer Club, which is basically the same thing.

Everyone who joins gets a cookie, their name in a list, and a chance to annoy Adventurer. :D

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Takua the Wanderer

He was brainwashed as soon as I hired him, which was ages ago. And he's been brainwashed to not listen or be trained by anyone but me. :)

 

And "awesomeness" has no power here in my blog. :evilgrin:

 

Oh, and watch out for my hitman. :evilgrin:

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Letagi

My mistake, I seem to have made a mistake (Wait. What did I just say? :???: ). The bodyguard I have is not the same one you have. He's his twin, or rather the Bionicle equivalent.

 

And unfortunately for you, I have a strike team.

 

- :f: :flagcanada:

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Letagi
In that case, I'll have to revamp security... :annoyed: ...Say, where's this strike team? :???:

 

Oh, and I'm declaring open war on you. :)

Very well then, war it is.

 

And they'll be here soon enough. You see, they're coming from Pluto, and since they can't see Earth from there they can't use their Kualsi, so they have to swim. Right now they're still trying to get away from the non-existent gravitational pull of the planet, on Gadunka's orders.

 

- :f: :flagcanada:

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Battle Zyglak 23

Yes I'm in! and if you wonder why I stabbed him to death with a chocolate fork here is a quote from GregF

1)What are the zyglaks weapons?

Knives,daggers and chocolate forks.

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romansoldierdude

Don't worry, TtW! Our strike force will uh...return...throwing rocks...not much firepowah there, heh. How bout I sick my army of romansoldierdudes at im?

 

I REQUIRE COOKEHS!

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Letagi
All the ones made before this batch were filled with a slow-acting venom. :)

Very slow acting, apparently. I ate it a month ago.

 

And I asked Kewonga the Healer about this, he said I was fine.

 

- :f: :flagcanada:

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Letagi
It is very slow acting, but it's very painful when it takes effect. ^_^

Do you even know who Kewonga the Healer is? :blink:

 

And Edapurg, he said only the last batch.

 

- :l: :flagcanada:

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Letagi
Correct. I have the power to travel between the two universes. I'm that awesome.

And the poison manufacturer must have made a mistake. As I said, there is no poison in me.

And on a slightly more serious note, would you say this is becoming dangerously close to an RPG?

- :l: :flagcanada:
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Letagi
A few members of my team are zombies. And a few are about as powerful as an army of said creatures.

- :l: :flagcanada:


Edit: Also, I just realized you're one year and one day older than me. Hm.
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