I'm writing a children's book series that is not plagiarism. I'm going to make so much money.

I already have a title and basic plot...

Okay, get this: So there are three orphans whose house exploded or something and their names are Victoria Voltaire, Claude Voltaire, and, uh, Sally Voltaire. Each has a special skill- Victoria invents books, Claude reads inventions, and Sally eats people.

So they go to live with the wicked Archduke Olafur who wants to steal their fortune. They escape or something and he disguises himself and stuff. Hilarity ensues.

I call it "A Collection of Unpleasant Happenings." I'll be so rich.

AND IT'S NOT PLAGIARIZED SO JUST SHUT UP RIGHT NOW.