TEN HUT!

YOUR TRAINING BEGINS NOW!

THOSE WHO PASS WIN A PRIZE

• Bench press a tank 1,000 times
• Move a mountain
• Lift the island
• Survive the Acid Obstacle Course
• USE SPELLCHECK
• USE GOOGLE TO SPELL SARGENT RIGHT!
• Read all of Wuthering Heights in one setting!
• Attend 10 different Vogon Poetry Sessions!
• Take a special six-week class over summer vacation from drill sergeant Barbie!

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THOSE WHO SUBMITTED IDEAS HERE! YOU ALL GET A SOME ICE CREAM!