Episode 3 of Pepsi-Bat:

One super awesome, but yet to be ruined, morning, Pepsi-Bat was sitting on an ugly chair when the Pepsi phone started to ring.

Pepsi-Bat leaped out of his chair and answered the phone right away.

The person said that there were two attacks being made by the Mello Yello gang, Pepsi-Bat thought hard on how to stop them both.

Suddenly Pepsi-Bat got an idea, he would call his good friend Dew-Girl and send her to the attack down in the MD city.

Pepsi-Bat quickly hung up the phone and rushed to the scene of the crime, there he found an ugly Yello Goo Boo Boy.

Pepsi-Bat grabbed the YGBB's (Yello Goo Boo Boy) throat and started choking him.

Just then the YGBB hts Pepsi-Bat right in the chiny chin chin.

Pepsi-Bat hit the YGBB in his stomache injuring him so bad that he says "OH MY THAT HURT!".

Then Pepsi-Bat carries the evil scum of Mello Yello away to his Pepsi-mobile.

Before he leaves, Pepsi-Bat turns to you, to ask you to vote for the greatest pop ever created, Mountain Dew!

The End!

If you'd like to see Dew-Girl's side of the story, PM ES the Galaxy Guardian, and tell her that you'd like to see it!

Until next time, I am a man! And remember, disco is in this year!

-Jordboy1