Sleep. One of the greatest and most enjoyable things I can do after a breakup that still causes me some stress. Well, I'm sound asleep, next thing I know my mom is sitting on my bed next to me, and gives me an unholy object that I believe even hinting at it's purpose might get me Moderator-flogged.

"o hai sweeteh sry foor waking u ah just need a sample hear lol"

Is how it came out to me. My first words could not be repeated, and I crawled back under the sheets muttering something about a devil-woman waking me up. Okay, 30 minutes later, I have to go. But I know the evil overlord of the house is watching me. I couldn't make a break for the bathroom without getting in trouble. So you know what? I give in to the woman's scheme.

"There, you happy now?"

"Achually no i still need u to come with me out to te­h hospitool so we can stick a big needl in ur arm- blood sample sry"

"...I just got up."

"ya i no"

"r u scared of te­h needle ]= ?"

"No. I am just scared of getting dragged out of bed at 8 in the morning when all I wanted to do is build Krika and hang out at home all day."

"o. we still need to go tho lol"

"o ya and tat meenz u cant eet anyting ether until afterwards lol"

So I'm off to see the labs! The labs the labs of Oz! Gonna get blood tests and more nasty stuff! Wheeeeee!!

... Please kill me -_____-#

UPDATE!

I'm back! And believe me, it sucked! I have no problem with the blood test itself, but afterwards, I nearly passed out! I told the nurse I could probably use a cup of water afterwards, but as soon as I said that things started getting psychodelic. Things got fuzzy, my mind would have been astrewn with curses if I was capable of actually thinking. I felt like I was gonna barf. But thankfully the nurses managed to give me some damp towelets and got me a big recliner to lie down in, so I eventually got better.

So now my paranoid mom has me stuck in bed pretty much all day. Whhheeeee.

But on the bright side, I opened Krika up! Took me less then 3 minutes to build him, but man, he is awesome! Big bad bug!