Before some of you ask why I'm temporarily diverting my comedic efforts to a seemingly worthless endeavor, hear me out on this.

Before others of you complain that my attention span is too short because I'm forgetting about updating my blog, uh, you're right, so I've actually got no fancy reason for you to keep reading.

But here's the story. Once upon a time, Onuki was mixing around a few ideas for comedies in a big, boiling cauldron (or caldron ) of funniness (<--- it's a word, better believe it), and one of these ideas was an "Ask the Pie" comedy (and actually, The Infection suggested it =P).

And so, I ask of you, my readership of which I'm very fond, to submit questions that you would seriously ask a pie if you had the opportunity. Try to keep the questions Bionicle-related, but don't try too hard; as long as a few are Bionicle-related, I can keep it out of COT. Plus, I know that some of you, no matter how hard you try *coughEggmucough* will come up with a totally random question anyway.

With that said, please realize that due to a desire not to spoil this comedy for all of you (sorry Mak, Darnz, Kahu Rider 13, and Janus ), I will not be approving your posts, but rest assured that I will have observed them accordingly. There is no limit to the number of questions that you may submit. I may not be able to answer all of them, but of course it also depends upon how the pie is feeling on the day that I write the comedy.

Remember to keep your questions interesting.