Nerd Jokes
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A neutron walks into a bar. He walks up to the bartender and asks, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you? No charge."
So an ion says to a proton, "I think I lost an electron." The proton says, "Are you sure?" And the ion responds with "I'm positive."
Two behaviorists run into each other on the street. The first one looks at the second and says "You're fine, how am I?"
What did "i" say to "pi"
"Be rational"
What did "pi" say to "i"
"Get real"
Some people love The Republic; my relationship with it is purely platonic.
Someone asked me if I wanted to add suffixes to Latin nouns, but I politely declined.
-Exo (chhhhhh)
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