Once I dreamed I got attacked by a giant mutated spider in a bike rack while taking home a date...
There was this other one, where I ate cereal in my dream, then when I woke up, IT CAME TRUE! GASP!
But the freaky part is that it was exactly the same brand, time, and placement as in the dream!
I also dreamed I was attacked by evil alien psycopods...
In another dream, I knew I was dreaming, BUT I COULDN'T GET UP! I like tried so hard to get up, and I dreamed I actually did it like, five times, but then... I WAS STILL ASLEEP!
I know, right? I even tried peeing my pants to get up...
And the most disturbing of all is one time I drempt I was a girl.
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The part after that was even weirder. I lest not to taint your brains with it.
EDIT: I just had the strangest dream... I was like, getting this treasure thing from these guys who stole it or something, and there was this really stupid girl. So, then, like, she infected me with this really weird disease thing, then I beat her up while screaming "MUURRDEEER!! "
~NSB~