So I'm leaving my neighborhood. At the second stop sign, there's a bunch of kids playing around crossing the street. Playing around and taking all day... I mean it's not like there was a car waiting to go or anything. Eventually they move and I started to go, but I did accelerate a bit faster than you would normally. Okay, so the tires squealed and the engine revved when I started going. As I do this, I glance in my rear view mirror, and lo and behold -- a cop! He followed me and eventually turned down a street a few blocks away.

A sigh of relief is what my body naturally let out.

My destination was Wendy's. I was meeting my friend there. As I pull into the plaza it's in, I make a sharp left and pull right into a parking spot. It wasn't exactly illegal, but still. There was a cop about 100 feet away.

Nothing happened.

After leaving Wendy's, I was driving to an office building my friend cleans. I was going around 60 in a 45 zone, and guess who I see lurking on the side of the street! I either slammed on my brakes in time, or the cop wasn't paying attention.

But again, nothing happened.

There's a lesson here, folks. Follow all the road rules and you don't have to worry about getting a ticket. I can't exactly afford one of those right now.

Oh, and by the way, I managed to consume 45 chicken nuggets at Wendy's. Sure, it's stupid, pointless, unhealthy, and kind of disgusting. But I did it anyway.