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Bootleg Toy Spotlight 1 - Transmogrifiers Starholler


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Bootleg Toy Spotlight 1 - Transmogrifiers "Starholler"

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Lol. Ok, so it's obviously a Transformers toy that's been scaled down greatly to the point it barely moves at all lol. It's name is clearly a pun on "Starscream", but that's just silly... Starscream was never a helicopter!

 

The arms don't move upwards, so his gun has to aim diagonally if he's standing.

 

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The paint jobs on the other few there were TERRIBLE, this was the best.

 

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I know there's at least two others in the series, one being Galaxy Megatron knockoff. There could be a lot more, if "B6" on the front of the card actually means something.

 

They were initially sold at A-Plus mini markets, but I got this guy for $1.99 at a discount outlet near Selingsgrove, PA.

 

One sees toys like this and they just want to cry. I mean, the plastic used in it's production could have been turned into something useful, like a few sporks or a part to a much cooler toy.

 

You HAVE to read the back of the card... it's better than the toy itself and the sole reason I bought this stupid thing, PERIOD.

You can tell someone who keeps up on the franchise wrote this, as well as adding humor in in regards to the fact they're bootlegs (Substandrotron lol). Whoever it was, they're awesome lol.

 

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Allow me to translate it's bled-over, way too bold printing:

 

For centuries war raged on the distant world of Substandrotron, a planet of living machines. The

machine society was divided into two diametrically opposed camps: The heroic Virtuobots and the evil Decievocons.

 

When Ubertron, undisputed leader of the Decievocons gained control of the BigSpark, he used its raw power to destroy Substandrotron, scattering both the Virtuobots and Decievocons across the universe.

 

In search of a new home, Positivus Prime, leader of the noble Virtuobots located a remote planet called Earth. However, Ultratron and his wicked Decievocons army followed, thus continuing the war here on Earth...

 

Wait a minute... Ultratron? I thought they just said he was Ubertron lol.

In any case, it's great suff lol.

 

Notice also this is made by "hot ZONE", the same company who makes most of the toys sold at Turkey Hill mini marts.

Yes, the same guys who made bootlegs of Sidorak, Keetongu and Roodaka.

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Cool, another toy spotlight blog entry series! I wonder where you got that idea..... :P

 

I like how its bootlegged, transmogphers, starholler, much lulz? Still a neat little toy though. Where did you get it Jinzo?

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Cool, another toy spotlight blog entry series! I wonder where you got that idea..... :P

 

I like how its bootlegged, transmogphers, starholler, much lulz? Still a neat little toy though. Where did you get it Jinzo?

 

I'm guessing that means other people on this site (about toys) also have spotlights (on toys)?

If there are, I never saw 'em... just got into this whole blog thing a few weeks ago.

Besides, I just wanna' do bootlegs... their documentation is HORRIBLY inadequate, even in this online world.

 

I can't remember the exact name of the place I picked it up... I think it might be Service Merchandise or something? I know before that, like almost a year ago, they were in a gas station.

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Yeah, for $1.99 at a last-chance discount outlet lol.

It was worth it, just to document that story on the back of the card.

 

I feel sorry for the suckers who paid $6.99.

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Ah, indeed there is. A bootleg of Galaxy Megatron I saw last year.

Looks like someone put pics of him online"

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The other two, I saw a Hotshot a long time ago, supposedly there's a 4th one, a knockoff of Starscream.

 

Doubtful there's more than that.

 

Kyn Ace

post Aug 20 2008, 03:45 AM

 

I want the entire series

 

Cause you just know that these are gonna be worth something someday.

That kind of thinking will get you... ...no girlfriends, ever.

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This is the greatest ripoff I have ever seen.

 

It really is.

 

It's like reading a comedy. It's a magnificent spoof.

 

I am now doing everything in my power to record this blog entry for further amusement.

 

Ubertron. XD

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Oh, and on the Hasbro site, (or somewhere online that sells TFs) they describe ol' Optimus as..."optimistic." Why?! It inspires confusion!

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The back of that box was possibly one of the most insanely hilarious things I've ever read. I mean, we all know that the bootleggers are out to make money - nothing more - but for the box to actually call out that fact is just too funny. Seriously, rewriting the whole general Transformers story based on the bootleg factor is just incredibly awesome, in a creepy way. :lol:

 

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