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Goodbyeeee.....


Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

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Today my brother and I were kidnapped by aliens and are even now being taken to the planet Xalax, never to be seen again. So far we've had brief stops on Gallifrey, Raxacoricofallapatorius, Naboo, Marus, Tattooine, Sarum, Brekkekelatabaasta, and the non-planet Pluto. We were going to visit Skaros and Alderaan, too, but the pilot couldn't seem to find them on his charts.

 

It's been the best experience of my life. :)

 

 

Duke Duke: Turakii, sometimes I haven't the slightest clue what you're talking about. :blink: I mean, you're sitting right beside me in the computer chair, typing absolute nonsense. You're not even dirty, like you would be from a long trip. It's positively ridiculous.

 

Hey, the stars look they're moving slower. Think we should go ask that tall, slimy, pink guy if we're going to be landing anytime soon?

 

 

LarryBoy/Turakii

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You didn't even go to planet Bahagormanschmigglifiedeskarahoodleyantingesta? (Pronounced: bah-hah-GORE-man-shmig-ul-if-ide-esk-air-a-hood-lee-yan-tin-guess-tuh) And you call that a trip?!

 

Psh. Some people. <_<

 

-Kai-

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Aw, come on, I wanted to go to Kamino! Everything is so shiny there! :wired:

 

:lookaround:

 

What was Alderaan like? And did conner live on Brakkalatabaasta? :)

 

~DudeNuva~

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Alderaan's been destroyed by the Death Star, how you'd visit it? :P

 

And why in the world you didn't visit Mustafar? I guess these tall, slimy, pink aliens would be nice enough to let you and your brother go there.

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You didn't even go to planet Bahagormanschmigglifiedeskarahoodleyantingesta? (Pronounced: bah-hah-GORE-man-shmig-ul-if-ide-esk-air-a-hood-lee-yan-tin-guess-tuh) And you call that a trip?!

 

Psh. Some people.

I told you, I've been kidnapped. I don't exactly have a choice where we land.

 

But boy, would I love to visit Bo-ha-gah-mo-shilk-gla-hoo....er...

 

Did you bring me a souvenir?

I've got a lot of Biodum, but unfortunately, they haven't brought me home yet. -_-

 

Be sure to stop by Mars to pick up some Biodium for me.

I did. When I get back, I'll see if I can get it to you.

 

Problem is, the mail system is wary of shipping unknown materials...

 

WOW! WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME?! I'd like to visit Aldaran! Nah just kidding. That'd be COOL though!

I'll see if I can arrange for the aliens to kidnap you, too, on their next visit.

 

As soon as I figure out their language. I think it's some cross between Latin and pigeon Japanese.

 

Meany, not inviting LK... I mean, and you didn't go to Kashyyyk??

We might. I don't think we've landed yet.

 

I really want to see the Wookies...

 

Oh btw, I just love your profile pic, you draw so well....

Thank you! :happy: But actually, I'm just lucky that turned out so well. That's the first time a realistic picture has ever worked out for me. (Unless you count my shoe drawings. :P )

 

Aw, come on, I wanted to go to Kamino! Everything is so shiny there!

We skipped that one because the UFO wasn't waterproof, and I hadn't brought my swimsuit.

 

What was Alderaan like? And did conner live on Brakkalatabaasta?

We couldn't find Alderaan. -_-

 

There was a whole race of conners! And they all walked around muttering, "Feed me spam...feed me spam..."

 

Mmm, spam.

 

Why on earth would you not visit planet BIONICLE?

We couldn't find it. :( I think it was in the other direction.

 

oh larry boy would win all the way i mean you cannot stop the powers of plungers

LarryBoy is pleased. :lol:

 

I should have a poll for this! (Not a real one.)

 

Alderaan's been destroyed by the Death Star, how you'd visit it?

I didn't. It was missing...

 

Oh, so the Death Star destroyed it? The aliens were afraid they had misplaced it.

 

And why in the world you didn't visit Mustafar?

Dey was meen. :(

 

 

Turakii

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Xalax? That sounds bad. I've only got one piece of advice for you: Watch out for crazy little aliens in tiny cars trying to run you over. I heard they're good at that.

 

Sounds like a great trip though...well, aside from the being kidnapped part. :P

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