Yay, A Thing For You To Do
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1000 comments in the blog until I delete a bunch again 
But to celebrate, here's a little chart, BZPfied. I'm sure you've seen one of these before. For the first one, take the month you joined BZP in. For the second, take the day you joined on. For the third, take the first letter of your username. And get your sentence.
January - I was slapped by
February - I punched
March - I was roundhouse kicked by
April - I laughed at
May - I was hugged by
June - I yelled "YOUR FAT" at
July - I sat on
August - I was fed to a shark by
September - I ate cake with
October - I married
November - I tried to strangle
December - I watched
1 - an overly friendly lobster
2 - Spitty
3 - a cow
4 - some dude named Geoff
5 - Homiecron
6 - a muffin
7 - Chuck Norris
8 - a leopard
9 - an aerobics instructor
10 - a wastebasket
11 - Uncle Phil
12 - something weird
13 - my ex-girlfriend
14 - Spitty's back porch
15 - a llama in a car
16 - my friend
17 - some other dude named Geoff
18 - a German tourist
19 - my spleen
20 - Hapori Tohu
21 - Hapori Dume
22 - Hapori Kim
23 - Kopaka
24 - a burn-stuffer
25 - Taipu
26 - Algernon
27 - a dumb person
28 - a criminal
29 - Bob the Builder
30 - Steve
31 - a planet
A - and I loved it.
B - who gave me a dirty look.
C - but I slipped and fell on a squid.
D - and I lost weight.
E - and I caused a civil war.
F - and it smelled bad.
G - and I couldn't get enough of it.
H - and I ate him.
I - and I insulted him.
J - and I thought how cliched it was.
K - and I smacked him.
L - and suddenly I wanted some food.
M - and we watched a movie.
N - and I ran over a squirrel.
O - and it tasted funny.
P - and I cried.
Q - and I wrote a book about it.
R - , who wrote poetry.
S - and 0385kkmgljgjxo8gjlij lol
T - and my foot got stuck.
U - and I dropped my cupcake.
V - and it blew up.
W - and I yelled something about Snakes on a Plane.
X - and I licked an ice cream cone.
Y - and I laughed.
Z - and I drove a car through a wall.
# - and I hit myself.
Add punctuation or him/her/it and that/who in case nothing makes sense
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