Argh, there bein' no business like show business I be tellin' ye.

But I not be here to be ramblin' on about that. I'm here ter share ye a story.

Ye see, it all started a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. There be a band o' Toa Heroes an' they been searching fer th' Ring o' Power. But th' ring be taken by a mutinous robot who be trying ter destroy th' ring which was being protected by EVE. So, EVE an' WALL-E called upon th' help o' th' Dusky Knight ter assist them in this here quest. But they new what trey soldiers would not be enough, so they called upon th' help o' th' crazy nut-case Deadpool. Now, Deadpool an' th' Dusky Knight been both weapons experts, but they kept arguing o'er whether Marvel or DC comics been better. Gali Nuva, mistress o' th' adam's ale, be able ter intervene an' keep th' arguing ter a minimal, albeit only escorting limited triumph. When th' final battle came, it be more intense than th' flame o' a Kanohi Dragon's breath. In th' midst o' th' battle, th' ring got unmoored. Now th' ring, being sentient, tried ter make it's flight. Arrr! Almost succeeded too. But when Steak Boy happened ter be passing by an' mistook th' ring fer an over-sized Cheerio, that put an ending ter th' fighting real quick. An' now everybody's elated . . . . except fer th' ring, o' course.

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