I am contemplating a dire heresy. One that if told beforehand that I would even dare think of it, I would have called that person a liar.

I have considered getting into the Lord of the Rings line by Games Workshop.

The pure darkness of this thought fills me with fear. I look at their models, and am filled with a burning desire to purchase them. I look upon their pictures and have a desire to collect them. I look at their boxed sets and have an urge to field them in battle. Here I stand, on the brink of a crime so unthinkable I fear that the inquisition would purge me without a hint of remorse. A burning question fills my mind.

What shall I do?